OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT
AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????
YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?
unpopular opinion
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
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my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
Reblog if you’re in the Disneyland Peter Pan fandom
WHY ISNT ANYOEN CALLING THIS THE PANDOM IT MASKES ME SO ANGRY
REBLOGGING FOR THE PANDOM
FOR THE PANDOM!
except it really is. jarvis IS that suit. jarvis inhabits it like it’s his own body. he is literally wrapping his body around tony to protect him and wow yeah
‘There is a clue everybody’s missed’: says Sherlock writer Steven Moffat.
A man pulling out a packet of blood when arriving to Sherlocks body after the fall.
WHY IN THE NAME OF ODIN DID I NEVER SAW THIS BEFORE
HOLY SHIT
did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did
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