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imtheannoyingfriend:

hickory dickory dock
the mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the rest escaped with minor injuries

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darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story #you don’t see yourself as the hero #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes

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Did you run your marathon like that?
It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.
I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.
Aerodynamic, yeah!

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urlnotlorealbitch:

why is his chair so short omg
imagine them sitting there talking and Roberts telling a funny story and they’re all just looking down on him

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tetsuoatehimbread:

*draws*
wow i cant draw
*keeps drawing*

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class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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fantasticpostsandwheretofindthem:

jumpingjacktrash:

estychan:

sandblocks:

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

What. The. Fuck.

want, technology

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